From Wonkette, we should all have some more consumer confidence now as today is the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies”. I’m sure it will do a lot of good at shoring up the fundamentals of our economy. Considering that the last time God’s chosen people decided to worship a metal bovine (Exodus 32), they had to drink powdered gold (is this how banks will liquidate assets?) and 3000 people were killed, I’d be worried if I were these spiritual warriors. Perhaps Christians ought to read their Bible more often. I suppose though, that would just make more atheists.
Day of Ba’al