Imaginary news

Two brothers, Tommy and Billy were involved in a lively brawl today. A slap fight ensued when Tommy’s imaginary friend, Sammy, told Tommy to build a small structure with some nearby blocks. Several otherwise conflicting reports state that Billy was told by the same Sammy to knock down the structure as it was undermining Billy’s claim to the blocks. Conflict came to a head as consensus regarding block rights could not be reached by either party. Sammy was unable to be reached for comment. The situation was resolved by both Tommy and Billy being sent to their rooms.

Along those same lines, things came to a head in Jerusalem as monks from the Greek Orthodox and Armenian denominations fought over whether Greek members of the clergy could be allowed to participate in a procession to commemorate their imaginary friend. The video is here.


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2 Responses to “Imaginary news”

  1. Peter Grant Says:

    LOL This is a hilarious way of describing the incident.

  2. liquidthinker Says:

    Thanks! Once I thought of the proper perspective, it pretty much wrote itself..

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