Posts Tagged ‘Wall Street’

Day of Ba’al

October 30, 2008
Prayer to Wallstreet Ba'al

Prayer to Wallstreet Ba'al

From Wonkette, we should all have some more consumer confidence now as today is the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies”. I’m sure it will do a lot of good at shoring up the fundamentals of our economy. Considering that the last time God’s chosen people decided to worship a metal bovine (Exodus 32), they had to drink powdered gold (is this how banks will liquidate assets?) and 3000 people were killed, I’d be worried if I were these spiritual warriors. Perhaps Christians ought to read their Bible more often. I suppose though, that would just make more atheists.